![]() ![]() One! Smart Brother: Well, they were the party of Lincoln. What kind of self-respecting black man would run as a Republican? Name one thing the Republican party has done for black people. Smart Brother: I wonder if he'll run as a Democrat or an Independent. Mr Feather: Kung Who? Undercover Brother: Kung FU!! Feather: Who's there? Undercover Brother: Kung. The Chief: If I wanted to hear something stupid, I'd have asked his skinny black ass! Conspiracy Brother: HA! IN YOUR FACE! Ha-ha, skinny black. Undercover Brother: Damn it woman, will you just back off? Announcer: Attention, angry black man in khakis. Dialogue Sistah Girl: What the hell? The Chief: What the hell? Conspiracy Brother: What the f. The Chief: This is a great day for black people of all races. Others The Man: First our children hip-hop all over the suburbs, and now Boutwell might be president! They are taking over every aspect of our culture! General Boutwell: I want you. Always trying to shut the white man down.Everything is "A party over here!" with you people, isn't it?.Little by little we're blending and merging until one day we're all going to be one united people, living and working and dancing together like the news, or Ally McBeal, or the people that work at Saturn! And we've gotta stop it before it's too late!.It's time to release our secret weapon.They look at me and all they see are my full breasts and my narrow waist that tapers to my pert backside. They look at you and all they see is a threatening black man.And cute, too, in a Theo Huxtable kind of way. "Atomic core", eh? Let's see what this so-called button does.Slaves cooked that chicken! Ain't no white man know about no sixteen herbs and spices and giblets! The computer! Another idea stolen from the black man!.Oh, shit! It's Macy Grey with pork chop sideburns!.Hey, look out, black man, he's got a gun! (gunshot) I'm hit, but my vest caught it, bitch!.So when you say "Good Morning" to me, what you're really saying is "I'm going to kill your black ass first thing in the morning"! "It's all Good" which it is, or "Good Will Hunting", meaning, "I'm hunting niggers". "Good" is an ancient Anglo-Saxon word "Go-od" meaning "absence of colour", i.e. Let me tell you something about the word "good", brother.There's times for falling apart, and there's times for gettin' funky.and say "what it is" to Undercover Brother. It's time to say goodbye to Anton Jackson.Caucasian overload! Caucasian overlord!.Who the hell are you, woman?! You're the Grim Reaper, ain'tcha?! I don't wanna go to hell!.
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